The Goose Shows Us Where Her Gosselins Come From

After Michael Jackson shuffled off this mortal coil, we were certain that we wouldn't hear another word about Jon and Kate Plus 8 or Octomom. We were pretty much right about the Octomom, but the Gosselins seem to be holding steady in the tabloids. Although post-MJ, the focus has shifted from Kate being a cold-hearted snake with striped hair to Jon in mall biker wear cavorting with a girl whose greatest skill is being able to fashion a bong out of any household item. But let's not lose sight of what's important here, people! And that's Kate being a total prick. Oh, and the fact that "Kate Gosselin upskirt" is still holding steady in the search terms list in our stats. Look what we found today! The very thing you seek. We're like Daryl Hall. We make your dreams come true.