Yesterday we learned a very valuable lesson. For two days in a row we bitched and moaned about the boring state of celebrity gossip. "Why oh why can't something interesting happen? We're bored writing about Broderick babies and Nick Lachey's loin unlatchings." Well, aren't we assholes. We complained, then Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson died. We're sorry. We will never complain about a lack of gossip again. (At least until the release of Megan Fox's next movie when we have to write four hundred stories on her super sexiness again.) But we think that you all need to learn a lesson too. You've been asking us for a few disturbing things. Namely, Kate Gosselin nude and Kate Gosselin upskirt, which have been two of our most popular search terms recently. Seriously? That's really what you want to see, guys? Are you really that curious about what a vagina looks like after passing a litter of half-Asian babies then being sucked in and sewed up and tucked into place with glops of plastic? Really? Well, we can't give you that. But what we can give you is Kate Gosselin in a bikini. Sexy! Enjoy it, pervos.
We can't really stomach posting more than one Kate Gosselin bikini pic, so head over to Yeeeah! if you really must see more. Just make sure you can live with that decision.
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AAARRRGH MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!!!!