Kate Bosworth Slips Sternum. Oh, and Nip or Something.

Sigh.

We're kinda feeling like we did the other day when we had to write about Anna Nicole Smith's son's untimely death. On one hand, we need to make some funnies, because hoo-has are what we do. On the other hand,



There is obviously something unbelievably wrong with Kate Bosworth and to pretend otherwise or to make light of what looks to be a pretty serious situation would be irresponsible. Welp, looks like we finally figured out what that funny bump growing on our genitals is. It's a conscience!

We suppose we have to admit that Kirsten Dunst is, in fact, a great actress. Look at her bravely averting her eyes from the curious, alarming near-exoskeleton, smiling warmly, and pretending that there isn't a Bos-boob hanging dangerously close to her person:



The dude behind Dunst, meanwhile, can't help but stare unblinkingly into the nip chasm, his eyes glued directly on it, not giving a damn if he lives or is turned to stone.

Seriously though, someone please stuff Kate into a bag and deliver her to a team of experts who can help her. She is too young and lovely to be looking like the remains of Chester Copperpot that the Goonies found in the cavern.
There are many more looks at the Bosnip at Egotastic!
See Kate with awesomely buff muscles back in the day . . . at MrSkin.com.