Kate Beckinsale recently told Jay Leno that she once posessed the enviable skill of being able to honk her teat and shoot a steady stream of breast milk across the room. You might think that Kate is milking her late-night appearance for publicity, but we find her udderly delightful. After all, she's a perfectly delactable specimen–the cream of the crop, really. Skim after the cut to find out the whole story.
Our gossip doula, FemaleFirst, is the source of this tale, but we were wondering, how did this come up in the first place? Was Leno like, "So! Kate! Underworld 2 is out on DVD. Very exciting for you. Do you have any bodily tricks you could tell us about? Involving your boobs, perhaps?" FemaleFirst being FemaleFirst, they do not give us the setup, but do deliver the punchline. Kate said,
"I do miss breastfeeding. I was good at it. I got more than my fair share – I could hit the wall from quite a distance! I do have some useless talents."
Kate went on to say that she's taken herself out of the running to play Wonder Woman in the upcoming movie, explaining,
"I've embarrassed my daughter enough. I don't think appearing in my underpants is appropriate."
But you know what is totally appropriate and non-embarrassing? Having your mom appear on national television and discuss how she enjoyed spraying the walls of her domicile with the milk her boobs were producing to feed you.
Kate the great is naked, naked, naaaaked at MrSkin.com.
