Kate Beckinsale's Sexin' Tales

The celebrity mating cycle goes a little like this:

1. Two stars meet on film set
2. Stars portray star-crossed lovers; confuse "acting" for "life", begin onset romance
3. Stars leave respective partners for one another
4. Stars move in together/get engaged after two months of romance
5. Stars marry in lavish ceremony in which Andrea Bocelli and/or Kenny Chesney is featured singer
6. Six months to a year later, stars begin new films, meet new costars, and the cycle begins anew.

So normally we are loath to take connubial advice from the rich and famous, but Kate Beckinsale has dished out a marriage tip so timely, so eye-opening, that we were forced to place it behind a cut, lest your brains be blown clean out of your skull and into the crevices in your keyboard. Take a moment to prepare yourself emotionally and physically, and click to learn that Kate Beckinsale's secret to a happy marriage is . . .



. . . having sex with your spouse! Furthermore, shoes are a good solution if you get gravel stuck in your feet, and if you are hungry, a good solution is to eat food. Kate recently revealed to She magazine:

"Women feel sexy from feeling attractive and desired. Men feel sexy from having sex. If you can strike a balance where the man is having sex a lot and the woman is feeling desired enough to have sex, then you've figured out the secret to a marriage that's alive."

Normally we wouldn't dare heed the matrimonial guidance delivered by anyone aside from Dr. Phil, but it seems that Kate has really blown the lid clean off the whole Mars-Venus thing here. "Sex with spouse"? We know. This sounds really, really weird. But sometimes you have to kind of grit your teeth and try things that are beyond your realm of comprehension and experience to make a modern marriage work.

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