Kate Beckinsale Reenacts Upskirt for Fun

Kate Beckinsale best watch her mouth, lest everyone start viewing her as nothing more than a gaping, brunette vagina that occasionally acts in vampire films. Reports LiveNews (via Celebitchy):

Underworld actress Kate Beckinsale seems to have a fairly unhealthy obsession with her own vagina. After recently comparing her nether regions to the tomb of a pharaoh, without prompting, she has now spoken about her lack of knickers at a premiere ñ and wondering if paparazzi got any prized snaps of her downstairs area.

ìIt was one of those nights when I wore a supertight dress that you couldnít have worn anything under, since it would have showed. The paparazzi were literally lowering their cameras like speculums when I got out of the car.

ìOn the way home, I said to my husband ëDarling, I think they might have gotten it.í And so when we pulled in I made him re-enact the thing with his camera – a sort of crime-scene run through. It appears I survived unscathed.î

Such is the power of Kate Beckinsale's baby hole. It turns men into puddles, cameras into speculums, her husband into that sarcastic bearded guy from CSI.

Kate Beckinsale's naked parts are uncovered at MrSkin.com.