Crotch Talk! With Your Host, Kate Beckinsale

Kate Beckinsale: pretty English rose, star of questionable vampire films, master of subtlety. She recently sat down for a cover shoot and an interview with Allure, which is a magazine about beauty products and fashion. And during the chat, Kate got into the spirit by freely offering up some real talk on her vagina, extolling the virtues of her bacon burrow and exactly how many men have dipped their toast points into it. She says:

"I've only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh's Tomb! . . . My best feature is unfortunately a private matter, although I'm told it is spectacular. But you can't really walk it down the red carpet. What can I say?" she giggled before silently mouthing the words 'My twat' at the interviewer.

Thanks for clearing that up, Kate. The understated nature of your subtle insinuations was completely lost on us. "Pharoah's Tomb" . . . "private" . . . we were scratching our heads and thinking, "A really nice designer handbag? Her collarbones? What could Kate Beckinsale possibly be getting at here?" We would have never in a trillion years guessed she was talking about her pussy. Because, as Paris/Lindsay/Britney/Bai Ling/Jordan has taught us, you certainly can walk that thing down the red carpet.

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