Kate Boobinslip

Occasionally our gossip grand poobah FemaleFirst delivers a headline achingly beautiful in its simplicity yet conveying multitudes. Today is such a day, and "Kate Beckinsale's Interview Boob" is such a headline.

We're very persnickety and sensitive to drafts, so we're not quite sure how anyone could have an entire knocker hanging out of their shirt and not notice it. But that is one of the many things that separates us from Kate Beckinsale. That, and our hair wasn't spun from the mane of a shiny, shiny, magical unicorn. Sayeth Kate:

A friend made me wear this top for an interview. I had one t*t entirely hanging out in front of this Japanese man.

I think I really scared him. He was fumbling around and couldn't get his tape recorder to work.

We understand a man becoming flustered when presented with an unexpected exposed boob, but when we're talking about Kate Beckinsale's exposed boob, there might be a bit more complex reason for the man's embarrassment, as Kate has bragged in the past about possessing the enviable talent of squirting breast milk clear across a room. Perhaps Kate has mastered the trick so thoroughly that she doesn't even notice anymore when it's happening. That's what was wrong with the interviewer's tape recorder: It was jammed with mam milk.

Kate's Beckinboobs can be found at MrSkin.com.