Say you're a clam chomping admirer of Kate Beckinsale and your biggest goal in life is to get her to ditch her fancy-pants filmmaker husband (that is, if Live Free or Die Hard can be considered fancy-pants) and start slurping on your salmon. Until now, your wits have been stretched trying to come up with a scenario in which you could convince Kate to chow down on your furburger. But thanks to Kate's recent interview with Mean magazine, you now have the perfect scenario: Just trap her in a room and tell her the only way she can leave is to sample one of two culinary delights–a piece of fatty, pink maguro or your own fatty, pink magpie. Your ham hole is sure to win out. According to PageSix.com, Kate told the mag:
ìI canít do raw. I canít do sushi, even. Anything that has that vaginal quality to it. Iíd rather eat an actual vagina than that, honestly."
You see what she did there? She took the basic thought that she won't eat raw fish because it feels like a vagina and turned it around so that we're thinking about her licking labia. That is a woman who can really grab her public's attention. A real STAR.
Get a look at some Beckinboobs at MrSkin.com.
