The Hollywood Poop

CNW Junk Drawer: “He’s So F–ing Rude”

  • kate_moss_sousedKate Moss goes apeshit and throws a hissy fit at the GQ Awards. Because there’s nothing more sassy and sexy than an aging supermodel mom screaming and flinging nicotine-stained yellow spittle while stumbling around. Rawr! (Anything Hollywood)
  • Ellen Pompeo is busy cooking a baby in her womb. Meanwhile, Ellen Pompeo’s husband is busy porking a waitress. (Socialite’s Life)
  • Hailey Glassman dumps Jon Gosselin. Because she finally stopped and thought and was like, “WTF, I’m dating Jon Gosselin??? Hahahaha WOW. How the hell did that happen?” (The Superficial)
  • Kim Cattrall or C.C. DeVille? Kim Cattrall or C.C. DeVille? Kim Cattrall or C.C. DeVille? Kim Cattrall or C.C. DeVille? Kim Cattrall or C.C. DeVille? *brain explodes* (Yeeeah!)
  • Matt Damon realizes what thousands of celebrities will never know: becoming a big lazy fatass is fun. That’s why we Muggles do it all the time. (Fatback)
  • Red Sonja better bring in some major box office cash, because Rose McGowan gave up her elbow for the role. Literally. (IDLYITW)
  • Speaking of useless remakes, Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox are fighting for the role of Barbarella. Oh no, ladies, don’t fight. No, please, stop. Oh, the hair-pulling! The anguished moans! It’s too much to take. (The Blemish)
  • Top 10 sexiest dames from the new fall TV season. (Mr. Skin)

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One Comment

  1. Posted September 11, 2009 at 2:39 pm | Permalink

    I’m not surprised by the word about Ms. McGowan’s injury. Remember, Arnold and some of his castmates almost died on set during CONAN THE BARBARIAN. Doing the sword and sorcery routine can be hazardous to your health. I hope she’ll heals up well.

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