Kate Moss Is “Difficult”, Nude

We can’t even count that times we’ve sat around smoking a doob contemplating Kate Moss. We think about what her hair must feel like, dry and spotted with polyester. We wonder what minor infraction it would take to make her spit in someone’s face. But mostly we think about her work. It’s genius! Sure, when she puts on an outfit, you think, “That’s how you wear clothes. I should just go naked in shame that I don’t wear clothes that well.” But when she goes nude? Now that’s a model. One person who thinks that working with Kate Moss is less than a dream, though? Calvin Klein. UK’s Telegraph reports:

Klein, recalling the time he cast Moss and Mark Wahlberg in a series of advertisements in the Eighties, says she was, while “a great model,” a “difficult” person to work with. “It didn’t go too well. She didn’t like him at all. He was a pleasure. I have worked with so many women, great ones, and Kate was always difficult.”

You want to know why Kate was being difficult, Calvin? Because you made her wear underwear. Don’t you know she hates that? She could sell the hear out of some underdrawers and over-the-shoulder boulder holders if you let her get naked. Because that what she does. What, did you tell her she couldn’t smoke in the pics either? Because that’s also what she does. It’s like you don’t know her at all.

Oh hey, did all this talk of Kate Moss nude make you want to see what that looks like? Cause we can hook you up. After the cut, peep Kate all naked in Love magazine, complete with (kind of) bushy beaver!