Kate Moss Gets Tossed (by Man in Butt Floss)

Kate Moss is a very versatile model/celebrity/champion smoker and snorter of various substances. First of all, she can wear clothes. And she does it pretty well, looks hot and young and trendy. But beyond that, she can not wear clothes. And she still looks hot and young and trendy. Plus, she’s topless. Works on many levels. She’s also quite fun at parties, as this story from Page Six attests:

KATE Moss had a bust-up with rocker boyfriend Jamie Hince after she was grabbed by a man in a banana hammock thong at Simon Cowell’s $1.6 million 50th birthday bash. The supermodel, who was partying hard at the champagne-soaked party near London on Saturday, was tackled by a burlesque performer flown in from New York’s The Box. A spy reports, “The man was singing Journey’s ‘Don’t Stop Believing’ and stripped down to a thong. He waded into the crowd and grabbed Kate, picked her up and started twirling her around. But as soon as he put her down, Jamie stormed over and began shouting at her.”

Maybe this bethonged man wasn’t looking to make the morning papers by playing helicopter with a famous supermodel. Maybe he just missed his trip to the gym that day and was looking for the closest thing approximating his favorite 80-pound dumbells.

But about that first part? Where Kate Moss is versatile because she can go nude? You can see that after the cut, along with some nudity from Eva Mendes and Pam Anderson. So follow us to the titties, oh faithful sheep.

These pics may be old, but you know what? You don’t care. It’s Eva Mendes topless. And Kate Moss topless. And Pam Anderson topless. So you don’t give a shit if these pics come from a new photo book by Sante D’Orazio called Barely Private like Nudography conjectures or if they’re from the private collection of Roman Polanski.