Congratulations to Kate Beckinsale, who has just been named Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive 2009. Perks of this prestigious title include having a set of retardedly hot photos in the magazine and . . . that’s about it. Maybe if stupid Oprah and the stupid President weren’t stupidly out putting all their stupid efforts into trying to bring the Olympic games to the land of unfixed potholes and kids being beaten to death with railroad ties, we could have gotten a real American in this position of power. Glenn Beck will now drop Megan Fox in a pot of boiling water to prove this point.
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You do know she’s a naturalized citizen, right?
Oh, who cares? She’s hot enough to make a guy forget what planet he’s on!
Ahhh, bring on the busty MILFs and kick the skinny blondes like Paris, Britney and Lindsay to the curb!