If you are a follower of the CelebNewsWire Twitter, you know how we feel about madly gesticulating newbie American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi. We feel that she is a shrieking beast masticated and regurgitated from the bowels of the bowels of the bowels of hell, set upon this earth to cause plague, pestilence, and war. Like the ills of a Pandora's box, she has infected the world with her affected lisp, her catchphrase "package artist", and her bronzer addiction. All this changed for us in one moment during last night's AI finale, when Kara took the stage to go head to head with Katrina Darrell, aka "Bikini Girl", during a singing showdown of Mariah Carey's "Vision of Love". Katrina unsteadily warbled the song while unsteadily wobbling on her high heels, rendered top-heavy by her brand new rubber boobs, while Kara belted it out in a masterful, monsterful manner. And then, during the song's showy last note, Kara ripped open her dress and busted out a bikini body tighter than the hell from whence she sprang. Desperate? Maybe. Awesome? Totally. In a show filled with sparkly pink pyro, Cyndi Lauper, Queen, a group of dudes singing and dancing to "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?", and Adam Lambert strutting in full Kiss regalia next to Paul Stanley's hairy chest, it was perhaps the only vaguely heterosexual moment.
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no disrespect but Katrina is way hotter that Kara, who looks better in a bikini well that would be Katrina
No, it's Kara who was disrespectful. Granted, Katrina doesn't have the chops, but that doesn't mean that Kara should be upstaging her either. That's like rolling out a mannequin in a tux and putting it next to Seacrest.