Apparently Too Many People Like Kanye West. Huh.

Sometimes we think that celebrities want us to think that they're assholes. Instead of doing things that would make lowly middle-class unfamous people think they're nice, like funding hospitals for orphans and such, they complain about how hard it is to be rich and famous. Oh, it's so taxing, trying to decide which of my five multi-million-dollar homes I want to spend my five-month vacation in. And then I have to decide which set of Louis Vuitton luggage to pack all of my designer clothes in. And I still need to write thank you notes to all of the designers who sent me free clothes for the season. It's so much work. So in the spirit of Tina Fey's acceptance speech last night, we're sending out a big "Suck it" to Kanye West. Reports Starpulse:

Rapper Kanye West is overwhelmed by his huge fan base - insisting he'd love "less fans" so he can focus on making music which will please his core followers.

The hip-hop star is determined to please all his fans, but insists he struggles to deal with the "responsibility" that comes with being a superstar. And the Stronger hit-maker wishes he had a smaller following who were dedicated to his music, rather than people buying his records because he's at the top of his game.

He tells Vibe magazine, "I wanna make popular music, but I want less fans. I want the freedom of having less fans. It's like the freedom of having less money. If you have less money, you have less responsibility."

Oh, is that your excuse for putting out an unlistenable record Kanye? "I just have too much responsibility, I'm trying to please too many people." How about next time, you just try to please like, five, ten people. Because if that will prevent another "Love Lockdown," we're all for it.