Your greatest pain in life: knowing you'll never be able to afford the custom-made giant solid-gold dildo you dreamed about as a little boy. Kanye West's greatest pain in life: that he'll never get to experience the genius that is Kanye West from the vantage point of an untalented commoner. Our own inflated celebrity ego, FemaleFirst, reports:
Kanye West's "greatest pain in life" is not being able to watch himself perform because he is "God's vessel".The 'Stronger' rapper believes he has been chosen to have such superior musical ability and his only regret is being unable to see himself on stage.
He said: "God chose me. He made a path for me. I am God's vessel.
"But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live."
We were a bit curious about Kanye's claims, so we got on the horn and had a little chat with our friend God, and he said, "My vessel? I don't know what that jagweed is talking about. I'm not taking credit for him. He's on his own. I'm totally Team Rihanna, and Kanye's defending Chris Brown. In my book (you know, the Bible, the most popular book of all time?), that makes him a douche."
