Kanye West is a ding dong and we all know that by now but frankly, we’re over the Taylor Swift thing. He’s apologized 20 times, done the talk show rounds, and done everything short of flogging himself with a cat o’ nine tails while wearing a hairshirt woven out of Taylor’s golden ringlets yet America still wants to douse him in computer cleaner and set him alight. He already has a Jesus complex, people! Don’t feed it! So it comes as no surprise that he plans to enter rehab. Dubious source The Daily Star reports:
A well-placed insider says [Kanye] has a problem with alcohol and can’t stop getting into rowdy drunken states where he loses control of reality. Our source said: “His drinking is getting worse. When he has too much he can be mean and obnoxious. If he doesn’t get help soon, things could really spiral out of control.”
Apparently the egomaniac is planning to check into rehab after he finishes his Fame Kills tour with Lady GaGa, 23, in January.
“Kanye doesn’t want to spend time in rehab but knows he needs help and is taking steps in the right direction,” the source added.
Listen, Kanye, I’m really happy for you and I’mma let you finish, but Lindsay Lohan had one of the best rehab stints of all time! OF ALL TIME!
I mean, she fucked Riley Giles in there.
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If only someone could go and kick his ass to straight him out before he gets someone hurt. He keeps up with the sauce, his goose will be cooked and carved!