Justin Timberlake's European tour is kicking off now, and according to our gossip sensei, Female First, front-rowers must agree to follow a strict list of rules when it comes to fan-to-Timbo contact:
Justin Timberlake's fans have been told they can "touch" but not "grab" the singer.
The singer's security team reportedly laid down the strict instructions to people in the front row of his 'FutureSex/LoveSounds' tour.
A source said: "They were quite specific about what was and what was not allowed. We've never known anything like it. It was hysterical."
We wonder if Cameron Diaz had a similar contract she had to peruse before engaging in sexual contact with the singer. "Mr. Timberlake's buttocks may be stroked or caressed, but not squeezed. The testicles may be toggled, twiddled, or tapped, but no more and no less than 17 quick staccato taps in succession may be executed. Mr. Timberlake's member shall be pistoned, tickled, frigged, and brushed, but never patted, grazed, clutched, or wagged."
