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He's Just Not That Into Biel

timberlake-biel-uk-date.jpgJustin Timberlake is not someone we'd peg as an entirely insensitive creature. "Cry Me a River" kinda got us, you know? But if the following story is to be believed, he's no better than the Natty Light swilling, ultimate frisbee-tossing, "yeah, that bitch is so totally into me but whatever, dude. She's crazy. She's a stalker, man" brohamms of the world. It seems that he is not as taken with the soft and rounded charms of Jessica Biel as one would expect. Britain's Daily Mirror quotes Timberlake as saying, quite preposterously,

"She truly insisted that she came with me on tour. I don't know how to say no to a pretty face. But it wasn't really a good idea. This time I'm putting the machine before everything else. Jessica met up with me in Manchester, but for Paris I told her categorically no. This tour is very important for me. I'm doing it really seriously so there's no question of playing sweethearts."

We find this rather hard to believe, seeing how Jessica Biel is as lovely as a fluffy new lamb with a charming bell around its neck being petted by a throng of culturally diverse children with disabilities, and Justin Timberlake is the facial equivalent of Lady Elaine.

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2 Comments

  1. Peter
    Posted June 15, 2007 at 2:26 pm | Permalink

    That dude is MENTAL! Biel has the biggest fattest awesomest butt in all the land! like he could do beter!!!!

  2. New Respect
    Posted June 17, 2007 at 3:10 am | Permalink

    I have a NEW respect for Justin.

    Pretty face, big butt who cares? He's surrounded by beautiful woman, you have to touch him a little deeper for him to care.

    I hope he gets back with Cameron.They met in a genuine way. I don't think he can have a genuine relationship at this point.

    Jessica Biel loves the paparazzi, and Cameron didn't. She's a media whore who was dying to hook up with someone to give herself exposure. What is she doing exactly? but looking pretty amongst the pretty?

    Smart man Justin Smart Man, go back to your TRUE LOVE.

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