TimBielake Hops on Wedding Bandwagon

Wedding fever is sweeping famous people land! In the guylinery wake of the Wentz nuptials, every celebrity couple is planning on conceiving a child and/or tying the not. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are no exception. According to our gossip ring bearer, FemaleFirst:

Justin Timberlake has been shopping for an engagement ring.

The singer is planning to propose to Jessica Biel and is asking her close friends to help him choose the perfect diamond band. A pal of Jessica's told the Chicago Sun Times newspaper: "Justin has been ring shopping, and we're talking serious, major Harry Winston-type shopping here. He has been quizzing Jessica's closest pals and associates, trying to get a take on the kind of engagement rings she has admired. The only comment I ever heard Jessica make was when she complimented a mutual friend's square-cut emerald ring - when a girlfriend of ours got engaged. It was huge!"

Justin's friends claim the 'SexyBack' singer realised he wanted to take his relationship with Jessica to the next level after their busy work schedules kept them apart for long periods.

Last month, it was claimed Justin was ready to marry Jessica on the privately owned island of Mustique in the West Indies. A source said: "Justin is 27 and thinking about marriage and kids. For the first time in his life he is feeling settled and has definitely decided to pop the question to Jessica."

Smart move, Timberlake. Smart move. When a woman has glutes that cause the most hardened among us to lie in the fetal position and sob uncontrollably. If and when this wedding actually takes place, Biel will probably just put a veil over her ass and walk down the aisle backwards. And when the minister asks, "Do you, butt, take Justin?" she will fart. Kissing the bride will be replaced by full analingus. Butthole jokes: the little black dress of comedy!



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