Jessica Biel Gets Justified

Now that Jessica Biel has extricated the milky, succulent globules of her sitter from the diabolical Yankeean clutches of Derek Jeter, she's fallen into the arms of none other than Timberlake. Perhaps she is a muse sent to earth, Olivia Newton-John in Xanadu style, to inspire Justin to pen a song about enormous asses. Oh, wait. SexyBack.

Rumor has it these two are really melting the snow at Sundance! Ahahahhahaha! Get it? Because it's cold there! Oooh! Hit me! Owww! All riiiight! A source tells PerezHilton.com exclusively:

"Justin is in the middle of his tour right now. But he's planned his time in Sundance meticulously. He's been there since Saturday, even though his movie, Black Snake Moan, didn't premiere until Wednesday. His whole family, including his mom (who celebrated her birthday with him in Vegas on Friday), has been with Justin in Park City while he took this mini-vacation."

And, on Thursday, Timberlake got a very special visitor in the form of hot new hookup Biel, who does not have a movie screening at the film festival.

The pair first ignited their flame on this night and then reignited their flirtation on this now legendary evening.

Now that Jessica has ended her relationship with Derek Jeter, she heated things up with Justin in frigid Sundance.

"Jessica was picked up in her chauffer-driven Volkswagen Touareg car and instantly went to visit Timberlake when she got into Park City," says a source.

And, in typical Biel and Timberlake fashion, the atheletic twosome even spent time snowboarding together on Thursday, a Biel insider reveals to us.

Now, we're not exactly internationally beloved pop music superstars with golden curls, a winning smile, and several million in the bank, but we can assure you that, were we ever to land a tomato as classy and pneumatic as Ms. Biel, we would dispatch our driver in a vehicle slightly more befitting her status than a Touareg. Then again, perhaps it was the only mode of transportation large enough to house her buns. Oh, that Jessica Biel has a big butt joke! It's got great mileage!

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