Usually when a celebrity couple breaks up, we say the expected things about never believing in love again, the world will not go on, yada yada yada. But in the case of Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake, we say, "Enh. Where'd I leave my crackpipe?"
The union of Cammy and JT has never been one of our favorites. He is a beloved entertainer, the new, less creepy Michael Jackson. Or the new, less . . . uh, creepy Prince. Also, he may one day place his magical hand on the grease-sheened forehead of the downfallen Britney Spears and restore her to her former hotness in mere seconds, like a more handsome Benny Hinn. And Cameron Diaz, well, she makes us feel better about ourselves when we get a pimple. But she has also taken part in some of the worst hours of our life, i.e., Very Bad Things, The Mask, and The Sweetest Thing. So, really, we're about to jump up from our seat and do our best Paula Abdul in "Opposites Attract" impression. The former couple issued this joint statement:
It has always been our preference not to comment on the status of our relationship, but, out of respect for the time we've spent together, we feel compelled to do so now, in light of recent speculation and the number of inaccurate stories that are being reported by the media. We have, in fact, ended our romantic relationship and have done so mutually and as friends, with continued love and respect for one another.
Yeah, we're sure is had absolutely nothing to do with a very desirable bosomy younger woman. We're guessing Cameron and Jennifer Aniston might find a few things to talk about at the next meeting of Hollywood's Spurned Older Ladies Club.
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