We would tell Jordan to shut up already about the gross intricacies of her marital life, but we're hoping that one day she'll actually stumble upon the one subject that will embarrass either her or Peter Andre. Maybe Peter likes to stick a replica light saber up his waxed asshole and shout out "Fuck me Vader" during climax? We can tell you one thing that doesn't embarrass them: poop sex. Jordan says:
"I have a wee on the toilet in front of him, but I'd never have a poo in front of Pete, unless it was a sexual act!"
Well, of course, Katie. Pooping into a toilet while someone watches is so much more difficult than pooping on their chest. We completely understand.
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Well I don't want to take the sides of a dumb bitch like Jordan, but at least she has fun. Can you tell the same? You sound jealous or frustrated.