As if itís not bad enough that Scarlett Johansson is terrified by the sight of her own boobs and canít convince directors to let her take her clothes off, Patrick Swayze doesnít appreciate her praise. You know, cause he gets so damn much of it these days.
Just like so many of us, Scarlett spent the fourth grade eschewing homework in favor of watching Dirty Dancing time after time and soulfully singing ìSheís Like the Windî into a can of Aquanet. So naturally when Scarlett met The Swaze at a party she said, ìHi, it's so nice to meet you. I just wanted you to know I've really liked Dirty Dancing since I was a little girl." To which Patty replied, "That was a long time ago." So keep that in mind, kids; next time you run into Patrick Swayze at an ultra-hip Hollywood party celebrating twenty years of the Home Shopping Network, steer clear of any Johnny Castle talk and stick to telling him how much you loved his cross-dressing work in To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar and those movies he did with Meat Loaf and that chick from Coyote Ugly.
Scarlett may not be loved by Johnny Castle, but at least she's got a nice rack. At MrSkin.com.
Remember Patrick's butt in Dirty Dancing? MaleStars.com does.
