We're getting a little bit sick of talking about the same ten people over and over again, so today we're going to take a trip in the Wayback Machine. We think we'll set it for 2005 and see what kind of mischief we can cause. Perhaps if we're lucky we'll be able to pair off two celebs from the past for our own wacky amusement. But we'll have to be careful not to accidentally set the machine for 1985; we wouldn't want to have to write about the hot new coupling of Mare Winningham and Judge Reinhold.
But thankfully our navigational instincts are spot on, as we've discovered the pairing of Jude Law and Kimbo Stewart. Our gossip Peabody, FemaleFirst, reports:
Jude Law has been spotted passionately kissing Kimberly Stewart.The 'Alfie' actor spent Saturday night (17.05.08) with Rod Stewart's daughter at the One9Five Bar and Nightclub in Essex, South-east England.
One clubber said: "As I walked into the VIP area with my friends I spotted Kimberly getting really passionate with a good-looking guy. She comes in a lot because her dad Rod lives nearby.
"But when she finally pulled away, I could see it was actually Jude Law."
Jude, 35, and Kimberly, 28, arrived at Bar One9Five at around midnight, and began drinking £170 bottles of pink champagne.
One onlooker said: "It caused quite a stir when they walked in. They could barely keep their hands off each other."
After tiring of the bar, the couple went to the nearby One9Five Nightclub.
They drank two more bottles of champagne, and continued to canoodle, but tried their best not to be pictured together. A source said: "I tried to take some pictures of them, as I couldn't believe they were together. However, later in the night, one of his bodyguards came over and took the camera off me and passed it to Jude who deleted most of the snaps."
"Source" may have been shot down, but The Sun managed to snap a few shots, including one with Kimbo heartily grabbing Jude's (sadly understuffed) crotch. Perhaps Kimbo's rep (because you know she has one, despite the apparent absence of a career) will release a statement claiming that Kim was just conducting a bit of personal research. Because growing up with a daddy named Rod makes you abnormally fixate on other men's rods.
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lucky girl…..