The world has changed so much since we were kids. Back then, Mommy and Daddy sat you down for a discussion that began, “When a Mommy and a Daddy love each other verrrry much . . . ” But these days that conversation is more likely to go a little something like this: “When a sleazy Hollywood celebrity is bored with banging super famous chicks, he picks up a random girl and has sex with her then doesn’t see her for a few months until she calls to tell him she’s having his baby. After fool-proof DNA tests, he reluctantly admits he’s having a baby and issues a press release. When the baby is born, Daddy is too busy with his very important Broadway play to visit his new daughter, but that doesn’t mean that he doesn’t love her very, very much.” Or at least that’s what Jude Law’s regrettable one-night-stand Samantha Burke will tell Sophia when she asks where babies come from. Says The Telegraph:
“Sadly, Jude will not be able to see Sophia until he finishes work on Hamlet on Broadway in December,” one of his chums tells me.
Miss Burke is understood to be planning to sell a highly lucrative interview in which she will “tell all” about her brief affair with the actor. “Jude thinks that if he goes to Florida immediately, it will be a media circus,” says his friend. “He doesn’t see why he should give the paparazzi the pleasure.”
Eddie Murphy’s getting ready to call Jude right now to offer his congratulations.
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And you are the greatest idiot in the planet. How great is it to make judgments about people you don’t even know.
And you must be a world class father, Jazz, if you think that his behavior is fine.
Has Jude Law ever heard about condoms? That can prevent stuff like Samantha Burke’s love child from happening.
I’ll have Jude Law’s love child, damn that chick is lucky. As for actually having the kid, didn’t she just become rich?