Josh & Tommy: Stolen Punches

We always suspected that Josh Duhamel was about as sane as Judy Garland at an all-you-can-swallow pharmacy. His choice of Fergie pee pee pants as his "girl"friend pretty much proves some sort of chemical imbalance. But picking a fight with Tommy Lee? His penis could knock you clear across the room and he wouldn't even have to look up from his drink.

Sure, we once got into a fight with Tommy Lee and came away with little more than some blood on our knuckles while Tommy was knocked into a pool, but we're seven feet tall, four hundred pounds, and our fists are registered lethal weapons, whereas Josh Duhamel is merely an Eddie Munster stand-in who's in love with a serial pants pisser. But apparently Josh doesn't share Fergie's love of the underpants urinal and needed a bathroom. According to Page Six:

The drama unfolded after Duhamel pounded on the men's room door and yelled "Hurry up!" while Lee was inside. "One of Josh's friends said, 'Stop, Tommy's in there,' " reports our spy. "Josh replied, 'Tommy who? Tommy Lee, who cares?' Tommy heard that and came out of the bathroom. Words were exchanged and Josh ended up on the floor - I don't know if he was pushed or punched. Josh bolted outside and called for Tommy to meet him and 'fight like a man.' Tommy was restrained and sent out the back door by security. Josh never did get to use the bathroom."

The New York Daily News claims that during the scuffle Fergie's name came up, which leads us to one conclusion: Tommy Lee and Josh Duhamel are fighting over Fergie's affections. Tommy already has a proven passion for hidden pork swords, but it still doesn't make sense. Next thing you know attractive and otherwise rational males will be fighting over members of the Pussycat Dolls or Michelle Rodriguez.
See what all the fuss is about with pics of Fergie at MrSkin.com.

And check out Tommy's legendary endowment at MaleStars.com.