Jordan's Got Ink on Her Pink

Some people wear their hearts on their sleeves. And some people, like talking Real Doll Jordan, wear their hearts on their vulvas.

If you read these pages regularly, you know that we like crazy, blowzy, trampy floozies. You say "Janice Dickinson" and we yell, "how high?" That is why we've been having a recent love affair with nutty British cuckoo bird Jordan and her massive plastic tits. Jordan is a cunning sort and has sensed that we've grown weary of seeing her pull those things out all the time, so she decided to mix things up and show us her pubic mound. Her tattooed pubic mound. We would peg Jordan as the type of dame who would kick back a few Stellas and then head to the local tattoo shop, point to a design of a dolphin or a Grateful bear or Yosemite Sam and slur, "Thattt onnnnne!" But the choice of the heart is an interesting one. It implies innocence and maturity, deep romantic love and breezy sluttiness. It says "I am an intense person with complex emotions and a serious, yearning soul" while still saying "I got wasted and got a tattoo on my pussy."

Jordan's real name is Katie Price. And you can see her at MrSkin.com.