Flush with the first giddy glow of our morning speedball, we happily hopped on the internet to read the haps put forth by our gossip drill sergeant, FemaleFirst, and were met with the following headline:
Immediately, we were giddy with the mental image of Jordan happening upon a lass sporting an A-cup on the street, rolling up her "Your boyfriend wants me" glitter baby tee, and boxing the unsuspecting under-endowed lady about the face and chest with her Earth ball-sized conkers.
Sadly, said image did not turn out to be accurate. But miniature-mammaried ladies, take note: Jordan doesn't think you're real women. Jordan recently told Britain's Now magazine,
"Bigger boobs make me feel more womanly and I don't think women should be flat-chested."
Of her own staggering blammos, she said,
"When the swelling went down after a few days [after getting implants] they weren't as big as I thought they'd be. Which is why I've had three operations in total."
No, ladies, your adorably doll-sized, God-given, 100% natural assets signify lack of allure and quite possibly manliness. However, paying a surgeon a pile of cash to transplant twin pumpkins inside your chestal cavity is the height of femininity.
Have a gander at Katie "Jordan" Price at MrSkin.com.
