The killings of actress/singer Jennifer Hudson's family have kind of cast a pall over the gossip world, so forgive us if we're really not in the mood to discuss Cindy Crawford's it-was-funny-in-2007 Amy Winehouse costume or AnnaLynne McCord dressed as Nomi Malone. One thing we do want to discuss: the Jonas Brothers in a movie with a farting dog. Hit us, Yahoo News:
The Jonas Brothers are taking their dreamy selves to the big screen, with a little help from a seriously flatulent canine.
Nick, Joe and Kevin Jonas, along with younger brother Frankie (aka the Bonus Jonas) will make their first feature-film foray toplining Walter the Farting Dog. Based on the hugely popular kids' books, the film focuses on some musical siblings (apparently the Jonases subscribe to the Method acting camp) who must take care of their aunt's odiferous pooch.
According to Variety, another set of famous siblings obsessed with bodily function hijinks, Bobby and Peter Farrelly, are in talks to direct for 20th Century Fox.
We can hear Gene Shalit now, "This movie really 'stinks'!" Or perhaps he'll go for a less obvious route and declare it a "rootin' TOOTIN' good time at the movies!" or "This flick is a GAS!" Or "This movie is like nitrogen, hydrogen, and carbon dioxide in the lower intestine being expelled past the anus, often making a humorous vibrating noise accompanied by a foul odor!" That last one is gonna look great on a lobby poster.
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Ha Ha Ha, I think they should keep in mind your last few lines on this post and use them in the press kits…