Are you sick of your boyfriend doing things like buying you tampons and sending you roses and renting Kate Hudson movies? Is he just not manly enough? Is your idea of the perfect man someone who can get repeatedly shot in the balls with a BB gun in the afternoon and still be up for four hours of sex that night? Are you also partial to a guy who tosses the salad of a coworker then passes her around to all his friends? Well, good news: Johnny Knoxville's getting a divorce. Go get him, girls!
