Comments on: John to Jen: "Its Ovr. C U Nvr." http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/john_mayer_dumped_jennifer_aniston_by_te.html The Hollywood Poop Sat, 20 Mar 2010 06:17:12 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Big Mike http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/john_mayer_dumped_jennifer_aniston_by_te.html#comment-2292 Big Mike Fri, 22 Aug 2008 05:33:05 +0000 http://www.celebnewswire.com/?p=18088#comment-2292 Jennifer, forget Jake (see previous comment, then...forget him). Also, forget John Mayer, Vince Vaughn, Brad Pitt, that Loser before BP (I've already forgotten him), and any other egotistical, unappreciative, sterile, Hollywood self-lover. I would be devoted to you. While not Greek, I would convert if you or your Greek family wanted a Greek man. (I saw "My Big Fat Greek Wedding.") And it wouldn't take me 3 times a day to get it right and impregnate you. (It probably wouldn't take jake 3 times per day either. He's just thinking of HIS OWN pleasure, where my focus is on YOUR pleasure.) And I wouldn't just be a sperm donater like some (jake) are offering. No, I would be delivering it...making sure it reached its target! I would make you HAPPY, CONTENT, and FULFILLED. You would SINCERELY enjoy your ENTIRE motherhood experience, from foreplay and conception to the pregnancy, Lamaze classses, the delivery, the nursing, etc. Give MY email address to Jennifer. I will make her _happy_. And she deserves that. Jennifer, forget Jake (see previous comment, then…forget him).

Also, forget John Mayer, Vince Vaughn, Brad Pitt, that Loser before BP (I've already forgotten him), and any other egotistical, unappreciative, sterile, Hollywood self-lover.

I would be devoted to you. While not Greek, I would convert if you or your Greek family wanted a Greek man. (I saw "My Big Fat Greek Wedding.")

And it wouldn't take me 3 times a day to get it right and impregnate you. (It probably wouldn't take jake 3 times per day either. He's just thinking of HIS OWN pleasure, where my focus is on YOUR pleasure.)

And I wouldn't just be a sperm donater like some (jake) are offering. No, I would be delivering it…making sure it reached its target!

I would make you HAPPY, CONTENT, and FULFILLED. You would SINCERELY enjoy your ENTIRE motherhood experience, from foreplay and conception to the pregnancy, Lamaze classses, the delivery, the nursing, etc.

Give MY email address to Jennifer. I will make her _happy_. And she deserves that.

]]> By: jake http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/john_mayer_dumped_jennifer_aniston_by_te.html#comment-2291 jake Thu, 21 Aug 2008 22:37:50 +0000 http://www.celebnewswire.com/?p=18088#comment-2291 Please forward my email address to Jennifer Anniston and tell her i would be honored to be her husband and 3 times a day sperm doner. Please forward my email address to Jennifer Anniston and tell her i would be honored to be her husband and 3 times a day sperm doner.

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