We thought the perils of being famous were contained to paprazzi-induced eye strain and the one-in-ten chance of dating Lindsay Lohan. But sometimes being famous means you've gotta get a little gash goo on you. Our gossip fluffer FemaleFirst reports:
John C. Reilly visited the set of a porn film to research his role as an erotic movie star in Boogie Nights – and still regrets his experience.One actor paused in the middle of a sex scene to shake Reilly's hand, much to his disgust, as he didn't wash bodily fluids off first.
Reilly, who played Reed Rothchild in the nineties classic, told American magazine Maxim: "We walk onto one porn set and this guy is giving this girl the business. The guy's handling his joint, and they're sweaty, with make-up dripping everywhere. It's a gruesome scene.
"Then the guy recognises me, says, 'John C. Reilly! I'm such a huge fan!' and goes to shake my hand. I'm like, 'Oh God,' and he's like, 'Don't worry! I was using the other hand!' But he wasn't."
God, what would Mr. Porn Man have done if he'd hated Reilly's work, jizzed in his eye?
