Yes, Jessica, we believe you. Your daddy loves his little girl, but not in an inappropriate way. He would never want to ogle your breasts and he surely never talked momma Tina into playing the at-home version of Newlyweds, complete with Ken Paves wigs. He just likes to take pictures of you while you're on a bed, wrapped in a sheet, and looking as relaxed and fulfilled as that lady in the old Calgon ads. But he didn't ask you to think about dildos while he was taking those pictures, so that's gotta count for something.
The above picture of Jessica was taken by Joe Simpson. While daddies taking pictures of their daughters is a totally normal occurrence, usually it involves a small child in a frilly dress chasing a lady bug and the dad competing for attention, saying, "Look over here, honey, look at the SpongeBob." When the girl has matured and needs some pics to show the world that, even though her sister has stolen her identity, she's still got it. These are pictures that will be pinned up in Army barracks. Usually Daddy leaves that to a professional photographer, one who can fantasize about the girl without mentally breaking a dozen laws. But Jessica explains that there's nothing at all creepy about Joe noticing his daughter's sexual attributes (mainly those double-D's he loves to talk about).
No, Iíve had double Dís for a long time. Are you kidding? No. My family is extremely close. I talk to my mom about my sex life. Thatís not something that creeps me out. Weíre Podunk Southern. And my dad is very open about his ideas andÖitís disgusting that people would actually thinkÖpeople are making a judgment on something that is false.
Refuting icky insinuations of incest by saying you're "Podunk Southern" may not be the best way to handle the situation. That's like saying, "I can't possibly be an alcoholic; I'm a WASP."
Check out more of Daddy Simpson's portfolio at I'm Not Obsessed.
Or see non-Joe Simpson (we think) photos of Jess at MrSkin.com.
