If you were at the Los Angeles club Guys and Dolls last night, no doubt you were driven from the premises because of a strong stench of vinegar and spring freshness. That’s because king douches Joe Francis and Brody Jenner got into a fistfight after Francis boxed the ears of Jenner’s girlfriend Jayde Nicole. TMZ scoops:
According to Jenner, he and his girlfriend Jayde Nicole were at the club celebrating his birthday, when Jayde saw Francis hitting on an ex-girlfriend of his (Francis’), Jenner says “unrelentingly.” Jayde felt he was harassing the woman — whom Jayde and Brody know — and she threw a drink on Francis.
Jenner says Francis then pulled Jayde’s hair, punched her in the face and threw her to the ground and began kicking her. Security broke it up and Francis got dragged away — Brody followed. Jenner says he started yelling at Francis and both men were ejected from the club.
Outside the club, Jenner says he tried to get back in to see Jayde but security wouldn’t let him. Jenner then saw Joe, punched him in the face, and then someone tased him and he fell to the ground.
It’s a good thing scumlord Francis started this all by beating up a lady, otherwise we wouldn’t know who to root for here. It’s like trying to figure out which turd you should root for in the race down the toilet hole.
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Jesus, what a shithead! I hope that Francis fucker gets some time behind bars where he’s raped hourly, never mind nightly. You don’t do hit on another man’s woman unless it’s by both their approval and you sure as Hell don’t hit a woman period!
That headline is masterful. But remember Matthew 7:6- “Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.”