Do not persecute us for posting this picture of Jodie Foster's rear (from TMZ, via SplashNews).
1. It was the nakedest celeb shot we were able to unearth today
2. Jodie has a new movie coming out shortly, and perhaps posting her flanks encased in nylon will make it a summer blockbuster? We're happy to lend a hand
3. We've already posted Barbra Streisand's large, wobbly, sexagenarian Yentls stuffed into a blouse sans bra, so what the hey
4. We're imagining that Jodie was posing for an innocent photo shoot when the puppy from her original Coppertone baby butt shot approached, grizzled and limping and ancient and frail, and depantsed her one last time before gleefully exclaiming, "Rou've reen RUNK'D, Rodie Roster!"
5. Oh, shut up, baby. Here's some shots of Rihanna with cake on her crotch and Keri Russell with whipped cream on her jug. In case you have a sweet tooth in your drawers or something.
Jodie ain't grody, she's naked! At MrSkin.com.
Rihanna's there, too.
And so's Keri Russell, bare flesh included.
