Since today seems to be official plastic surgery day, we will now check in on Joan Rivers. Take it away, Page Six:
LISTEN up, ladies – Joan Rivers has a message for you. In an attempt to get Barnard alumnae to start sending in cash to her alma mater, Rivers wrote a letter expressing her support for "women who have a sense of confidence and self-worth." She asked, "Where have all the smart girls gone?" and told her fellow Barnard women, "That is a hard question to answer in an age where Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton pass as intellectuals." Rivers' solution? "Go through your husband's wallet, and give everything in it."
We know you're an old broad, Joan, and when you were at Barnard in 1873 things were a bit different than they are today. But we thought your twenty years of living without a husband and somehow scraping up enough money to buy food and shelter and fuchsia sequined gowns and cheek implants would have taught you that sometimes women have their own wallets. Perhaps all that ass fat that's been injected into your face over the years has clouded your brain a bit.
