Jessicamel Toe

I'm sure you've noticed that we like to kick off every day with what we like to call "The Sexy Lady Story". An entry with a slipped nip, or a whiff of errant quim snaking out of a bathing suit, or some celebrity blathering on about her love of sex with cobbler elves. Celebrity camel toe is a trail upon which we've not yet trodden, but in these desperate, lean times, we need to provide a visual outlet for our reader's frustrations, and if a picture of Jessica Simpson's stretch pants tucked up into the cleave of her vulva is all we have to go on, then so be it.

Sweetkisses.net is a Jessica fan site. You'd assume a community of Jessica worshippers might not be so into shots of their heroine looking less than glam and sporting more 'toe than the female population of a trailer park in 1987, but what good are idols if you can't occasionally point and laugh at them, Nelson Muntz style?
Here, Jess exits a building with her pet hairdresser, Ken Paves.

An intrepid paparazzo zooms in on her camel crotch.

Jess realizes her vaginal folly, and goes for the cover-up.

Guess when you're a large-breasted Texan with refrigerator-white teeth and buoyant blonde hair, subtelty isn't exactly your strong suit. Be careful, Jessica. You're getting dangerously close to Britney-Spears-at-the-beginning-of-her-fall territory.

Jessica and cleavage a-go-go at MrSkin.com.