Papa Joe Sore at Romo

Jessica Simpson. Remember her? Pretty girl, big tits, about yay high? The last time she was in the press, it was about her gaining 3 pounds or something, we didn't really pay attention. However, we can't resist a story involving her odious, progeny-lusting father, Papa Joe, especially when it's alleged that he secretly longs to step into the shoes of his daughter's football-playing boyfriend, Tony Romo. Which makes you kind of wonder if he secretly applies eyeliner and dances in the mirror Buffalo Bill style, pretending to be Pete Wentz. Uck. According to our own personal gossip father figure, FemaleFirst,

Jessica Simpson's father is jealous of her boyfriend Tony Romo.

The singer-and-actress – who has been dating the American football quarterback since early last year – is reportedly being encouraged to separate from her boyfriend by her dad-and-manager Joe Simpson, because he believes she is losing focus on her career.

But Jessica is still very much in love with the US sports star and is desperate to take their relationship to the next level. The source revealed: "If she had her wish, she'd be married and pregnant."

The 28-year-old beauty recently admitted to friends she is concerned Tony will never pop the question. A source said: "Jessica was really hoping she was going to get an engagement ring. She wanted one for Christmas, then she thought maybe New Year's Eve . Her last hope was that Tony would propose on Valentine's Day – but he didn't."

We love a girl who doesn't give up hope. Hold tight, Jess! Administrative Professionals Day is right around the corner!