Are John Mayer and Jessica Simpson a perfect match, like Peaches and Herb? Are they even really dating? Did John dump Jessica's ass? Do we get to take a crack at her next? Then we really don't care.
Page Six claims that Mayer has dropped Simpson like a hooker with a bad rash.
Mayer has already dumped Simpson, because, insiders say, she and her pals are too loose-lipped for the reclusive Mayer. One person in the Mayer camp told Us Weekly the relationship "was a 2 [that] her camp spun into an 11 . . . [Mayer] thinks it's desperate . . . an attempt to stay in the spotlight."
But Jessica visited The View yesterday and told Rosie O'Donnell that the two were never dating in the first place.
O'Donnell asked, "Is everything going good for you, you're in a good place, you're happy…'" Simpson replied, "I'm in a really good place…" O'Donnell then tried to get to the bottom of tabloid reports that she is dating Mayer, prodding her with, "You don't want to say, but maybe?" Simpson sighed and shook her head saying, "I love it that she just goes right there….I'm actually not dating John Mayer." O'Donnell feigned shock saying, "You mean People magazine was wrong?" The American publication featured Simpson on the cover last week with the headline, 'I'm in love,' referring to Simpson's reported new relationship with Mayer. She added, "And they put this quote saying that I'm in love! You know, he's my friend, I've known him for a couple years."
We're not sure who we're going to believe in this battle, but we will proceed to mourn nonetheless. Just think of the brilliant duet potential that has been quashed due to Mayer and Simpson's non-union. Now we'll have to hope for an exchanging of genitals and high notes to occur between, say, Fergie and Rob Thomas.
Jessica is much better on her own anyway. Just the way she is at MrSkin.com.
