Much like Gwen Stefani's current pregnancy, we had totally forgotten that Jessica Simpson has a boyfriend. Maybe it's because in the CNW world, sports don't really exist. Jess dating some quarterback is no more newsworthy to us than her dating her accountant. They are both super boring. What will instantly make Tony Romo less boring though is if he's smart enough to save the webcam dances Jessica routinely does for him. According to The Baltimore Sun:
Jessica Simpson apparently is working it to keep the magic in her relationship with Tony Romo.Star magazine reports that the singer and reality show veteran gives her Web cam a workout for the benefit of the Dallas Cowboys quarterback.
When they're apart, she will be – to quote Tina Turner – his private dancer, and she "isn't shy about her body – or her dance moves," Star said.
"Jess has no problem showing Tony her favorite Pussycat Dolls routine. … She will dance in front of her camera until she makes her man happy. … She thinks it keeps the romance alive while they are far away from each other."
We wonder what Jessica Simpson's idea of sexy is. It's probably on par with Britney Spears declaring that her knees look like boobs, only with more red lace and faux-innocent kitten noises.
Witness Jessica's sexy at MrSkin.com.
