Since Jessica Simpson hasn't appeared to be doing such mundane things as, oh, working lately, we've been curious as to how she spends her days. Apparently the answer is "trolling for cock":
Jessica Simpson was eating at The Farm with her friend and asked her waiter to speak with the manager. He came over to her table and she said to him "I want the cock" and he said "I bet you do." He didn't know what she was talking about and then she laughed and explained she wanted to buy the wire rooster that was hanging on the wall.
She then proclaimed, "I also want the trouser snake," and pointed to the painting hanging to her right of a boa constrictor entwining a pair of Cross Colors.
Oh, and check out some Jessica side boob while you're thinking about her.
