We know that Jessica Simpson is not the smartest lady to ever wax her cooch. But sometimes we expect just a little eensy weensy bit out of her. Like we expect her to know that you never, ever blab to tabloids about how in love you are. At best, you'll look like a damn crazy fool like Tom Cruise; at worst, your ass is getting dumped. That's just the way it goes, baby. Reports People:
Happier personally and professionally than she's been in a long time, Jessica Simpson tells PEOPLE that boyfriend Tony Romo is her "perfect guy.""I just told him today, 'You're the love of my life,' " she confesses in the latest cover story. "I don't really ever say that to anybody."
Simpson, 28 (as is Dallas Cowboys quarterback Romo), also co-wrote a song for her man, "You're My Sunday" and, in a true modern-day sign of devotion, changed her cell phone number and e-mail address to cut off any potential communication from her exes.
"I don't want anybody that's been in my life [before] in my life anymore," she says. "I don't even want them to have any way of contacting me."
Man, Jess is really going to regret cutting off all contact with her exes when she misses that call from John Mayer warning her that he could've given her herpes.
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