Oh, that Jessica Simpson! She is just a beacon of romantic spontaneity! She spent Saturday night at a birthday party for her boyfriend, NFL dude Tony Romo. And the pair, overcome with love, began to felch frosting in front of a throng of horrified onlookers. These look remarkably like a harrowing scene from an award-winning independent documentary we had the pleasure of screening this weekend. It's called Cum-Gargling Facial Sluts 5: Little Glop of Whorers, perhaps you've heard of it.
Jess gets jiggly at MrSkin.com.