Nowadays, Jessica Simpson’s hair might be the same curious, penny-like shade as her skin. She might also be on the receiving end of John Mayer’s surely clammy sexual ministrations. But try to put aside those emotions and visuals for a moment and enjoy these photographs of Miss Simpson’s goliath ganzonga extracting itself from its cotton and nylon prison to flop unfettered before our hungry eyes (one look at boobs and I caaaaan’t disguise!).
Jessica Simpson areola. Areolica. Simpeola. In the wake of full Britney vaginal disclosure, the chaste Simpson and a hint of pink teat tip seems like no big shakes, but just picture John Mayer huffing atop her, making his patented twisted guitar faces. Then it will seem a lot more erotic.
Simpson, succulent Simpson, at MrSkin.com.
And view the rest of the above pics at Egotastic!