Jessica Simpson To Show Her Chestica and Trimson on Film?

We knew it was just a matter of time. Jessica Simpson's shiny celebrity patina has worn through, her movies are going straight to video, we think she may have sang or something once (There's a very sketchy memory of her on a stage, but maybe she was just a stripper when she was younger? We can't remember clearly.), and she's generally getting a little tiresome. So guess what, Jessie Ann? It's time to get naked. Pulling out those double-D funbags will make everyone love you again. Just like it did with Papa Joe. Our gossip wardrobe coordinator, FemaleFirst, reports:

Jessica Simpson is desperate to strip naked in a Hollywood movie.

The blonde beauty wants to be taken seriously as an actress and believes baring all is the best way to earn the respect of Tinseltown, even if it goes against her family's wishes.

A source said: "Jessica is in the running for a role that, if she gets it, will put her right on the map in terms of acting.

"The only hitch is that the script requires a number of quite graphic scenes including a full-frontal nude scene. Jessica is so desperate to land the role and get the industry's respect that she's ready to go against her better judgement, and her family, by agreeing to bare all."

We know we've heard this line before involving every prudy yet hot actress in Hollywood, but we think there might be just a teensy bit of merit to this particular story. We think Jessica knows her options: find hot guy to knock her up so that people pay attention to her again (People love babies! And baby bumps! Catch the fever!) or flash her knockers. And babies are so much work! And they stick around for like eighteen years or something! That's a long time! Getting naked only takes like five minutes. And Jessica's got hooker shoes to design. She's a busy girl.


If Jessica does get naked, you will see it at MrSkin.com. For now, peep some cleavage.