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July 21, 2008 at 11:41AM

Jessica Simpson and Madonna Sex Tape! Jessica Simpson and Madonna Sex Tape?

Jessica_Simpson_Nick_lachey.jpgYes! Jessica Simpson and Madonna sex tape. No, not together, dummies, so kindly tame your vomity visions of Madonna rogering Jessica with a Kabbalah water bottle. According to our personal gossip pope, Female First, a tape featuring Alex Rodriguez slipping Madonna the ole A-Rod on a couch exists and is being shopped around despite being wildly illegal:
Madonna is reportedly at the centre of a sex tape scandal. A cameraman claims to have a video of Madonna and baseball player Alex Rodriguez romping on a sofa. He is trying to sell the tape - allegedly shot with a hidden camera in an apartment owned by a friend of the cameraman which was used by the couple for secret liaisons - for £1 million.

The unnamed owner of the tape claims he visited the property and hid a camera, pointed at the sofa which captured the X-rated footage two months ago.

A legal source told Britain's Daily Star newspaper that the implications of the secret filming could be dire for the cameraman, saying: "If footage was obtained in this way it would be an outrageous invasion of privacy. But more than that he would not have had his friend's consent to install the camera and must have entered the apartment without approval to hide it.

"He would be guilty of voyeurism. Instead of making a million he'd be going to jail for a few years."
In similar big-breasted-blondes-with-knuckleheads news, there may also exist a tape featuring Jessica Simpson having God-sanctioned matrimonial sexual intercourse with ex-husband Nick Lachey. Says Showbiz Spy:
Rumours have emerged that a sex tape starring Jessica Simpson will appear online. According to the Daily Sport, the home movie, which features popstar and actress Simpson engaging in a number of sex acts with her ex-husband Nick Lachey, has been acquired by the same people who released Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee's holiday sex video.

A source said: "Jessica is horrified her name and 'sex tape' are being mentioned in the same sentence. She's always been a girl of high morals and principles."

The tape will reportedly be distributed online unless Simpson pays an undisclosed fee to keep it out of the public domain.
Listen, Madonna and Jessica. That's all fine and good that you're copulating on camera, but in the last couple of years, the celebrity sex tape bar has been raised quite a bit. We've had golden showers, night vision, wieners on dames, and midgets. If you want to make it in this cutthroat, dog-eat-dog world, you're going to have to step it up. And actually cut throats or eat dogs. Soon to be a Belladonna release, coming to a video store near you.



Jessica Simpson at her sexiest at MrSkin.com.

And Madonna is NAKED at MrSkin.com.

Related Topics: Alex Rodriguez, Celebrity Sex Tapes, Jessica Simpson, Madonna, Nick Lachey

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I don't believe this whole A-Rod mess. I'd have to study that tape thoroughly to be sure . .. Send it to me ;-)

http://www.digitalfuntown.com/homepage.php

Personally, I REALLY wanted to see a sex tape of Madonna and Jessica Simpson having lezzie sex...but these two are about good.

I'll believe it when I see the vidcaps on this website.

I work in the dance world and it's common knowledge that Jessica Simpson sleeps with her dancers AND she's a huge fan of Anal. One dancer I know said he used to bang her backdoor regularly. So I'm really, really, really hoping and praying that on the video with Nick, she's getting royally hammered in her dumper by Nick. That would certainly make her tape top all the others!

Next to be released: Ralph Malph services The Golden Girls!!

This whole jessica Simpson sex-tape part of this post was taken - verbatim - from a post at another website -starlicious.com - from October '06.

Looks like our hopes for a Jess sex tape have been debunked!

Noooo, unreliable information coming out of this site, which until now has been a bastion of integrity? Say it isn't so!


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