Jessica Simpson has given up. She has realized that no decent man is going to stick around long enough to put a rock on her finger and some jizz in her uterus. So she's following in the cinematic footsteps of Madonna and having a baby with her favorite gay. Our gossip fertility specialist, FemaleFirst, reports:
The single actress – who has made no secret of her desire to have children and has spoken of adopting – is planning to have artificial insemination and her long-term friend and stylist Ken Paves wants to be the father.A source told More magazine: "Jessica has considered adopting but I think she has always wanted to experience pregnancy.
"She's an old fashioned girl. I'm sure she wants a child who is biologically hers.
"She and Ken were having dinner and Jess was moaning about how she couldn't find a man to commit and how immature the guys she has dated have been.
Isn't Jessica a little young to be afflicted with baby fever? Is she going to be complaining about her arthritis and her cataracts before she hits 30? Also, someone should tell Jessica that you have a better chance of getting the proper parts all full of baby batter if you invite your suiters to the front door. Just a helpful piece of advice.
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Are you implying that Jessica invites suitors in the back door?
That's a new one, but not surprising,you know,considering her general lack of basic knowledge.