Like that title? pretty bad, right? Awesome. Anyway. God is dead, life has no meaning, and love is a lie: the inspiring romance–a latter day Thorn Birds, really–between John Mayer and Jessica Simpson is over. Extra reported that the split is "official", while TMZ writes:
… multiple sources suggest that the pair are destined to get right back together. "They've broken up about a dozen times this year, and they've always come back together. They're adorable together," a music-biz source tells Rush & Molloy. And People says that the couple have already been e-mailing and texting each other. As for why this split happened, another source says that it was Jess' wardrobe choices that John didn't like.
Seeing how Jessica went from a stylish, kicky, giggly blonde to curiously penny-hued in hair, face and figure (see pic at left for the terror) under John's reign, we can kind of see where he's coming from. Jessica's so orange that John was probably under the impresssion that he had been in a relationship with Heathcliff for the last several months. That and the fact that she hangs around in junkyards with Mungo and Wordsworth, gnawing on fish bones.
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