Twitter is so useful! You can learn when your buddies are anticipating a meal or when they are about to get into the shower! You can read Perez Hilton and Demi Lovato sucking each other's dicks! And you can hear about how Jessica Simpson's mom thinks her daughter is a slut with huge chuggalas. Reports Celebitchy:
Apparently Joe Simpson isnít the only Simpson family member who likes to comment on Jessicaís assets.
Chatting with daughter Ashlee via Twitter, mom Tina recently wrote, ìDriving home in my GWagon with JessÖboth are fast and top heavy!î
Papa Joe raised eyebrows in 2004 when he told GQ that Jessica has ìgot double Ds! You canít cover those suckers up!î
One thingís for sure: Jessica has learned to like ìthose suckers.îOver Easter weekend, she posted the following message to fans: ìWhy do we let the sun SET with its beauty, then find ourselves ugly. Didnít God, whoever he may be to you, create both? If a sunset is beautiful, then so are we.î
And with that, Jessica and her big fat boobs sighed dreamily, stared at her inspirational "Hang in there!" opossum poster, and rearranged her collection of Precious Moments porcelain figurines.
